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debbieb3:

muah!

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Posted at 5:45 PM on Sep 18, 2014 with 65,348 notes
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Posted at 3:30 PM on Sep 18, 2014 with 64,085 notes
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johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

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puffpuffpeace:

baby baby baby 

This literally just crushed me.

I WILL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER GRUMPY CAT JOKE AS LONG AS I LIVE

mother of god, we have all done a sin

Its like an animal abuse commercial 

Posted at 1:15 PM on Sep 18, 2014 with 709,764 notes
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craftymcclever:

you lied to me

Posted at 5:45 PM on Sep 17, 2014 with 356 notes
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zubat:

This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee

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Posted at 3:30 PM on Sep 17, 2014 with 469,347 notes
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#oohh #that cats poor foot

I am struck occasionally, usually while snuggling the cat, with our faith in domestication.

The cat is a small, ferocious predator, twelve pounds of…well, flab and fur, frankly, in Athena’s case, but what muscle there is is strong all out of proportion to her size. I have watched three 150+ primates try and fail to subdue a ten pound cat, and consider it not at all unusual. The cat is as flexible as a snake and as strong as an ox. She has quite dainty looking teeth and claws, but there’s nothing dainty about their ability to flay flesh from bone.

If the cat and I were in a duel to the death, I would almost certainly win. I am 15+ times larger than she is, after all, and while my teeth and claws are pathetic, I have prehensile hands capable of doing terrible things. But if I had to go in naked, as the cat does, (and assuming the cat was aware that she was going to have to kill me, and not taking a nap in the corner) I can pretty much guarantee it would be a Pyhrric victory. I’d look like I’d gone ten rounds with a wolverine. I would need stitches. A lot of stitches. Possibly a glass eye. And antibiotics by the truckload. It’d be a mess, and there would even be a chance of an upset if the cat managed to go face-hugger on me.

And yet, despite the knowledge of the shocking amount of damage my small predator could inflict, it never occurs to me to worry. I pick the cat up and she tucks her head under my chin and purrs, canine teeth centimeters from my jugular, and despite the fact that I am carrying a ruthless carnivore in a position where she could, with great ease, remove me from the gene pool, I am thoroughly content with the world. Even knowing full well that cats are not even a truly domesticated animal, that Athena’s kin might best be described as “consistently tamed,” my greatest concern is that my black tank top is now coated in white cat hairs.

We have such faith in the process of domestication, despite the sheer unnaturalness of what’s happening. Small predators do not curl up on the chests of large primates and purr in the wild. And yet, every now and again, generally when my small predator is purring on the chest of this particular primate, I think How strange, how strange… that we’re doing this, and even stranger, that we both take it completely for granted, and find nothing unusual in such a completely unlikely alliance.


Ursula Vernon (via aliothturtle)

we once had a cat who put a navy officer in the hospital. (her name was yojimbo, and she earned it.) but she only did it because she was panicky and sick; the rest of the time she was sweet to him and everyone else. she was a near-feral we took in because she was nesting in our tool shed, and she never really did get tame, but she was happiest in proximity to humans. not on our laps or beds, but in the same room with us.

given this kind of behavior, and the history of cats self-domesticating, i think it’s safe to say that cats aren’t mellow with us because we control them, but because it’s something they want.

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Posted at 1:15 PM on Sep 17, 2014 with 10,701 notes
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bodypositivefitness:

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cwtae-withthataxeeugene:

A delicately choreographed whatever the hell it is they’re doing.

except the all black ones they don’t even seem to care lol

Woah, you’re right. None of the 3 solid black ones move at all.

Posted at 5:45 PM on Sep 16, 2014 with 172,494 notes
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petepicsthecat:

Apparently it’s tiring watching me eat dinner from above. Those hairy pink toes are the best!

#petepics #catsofinstagram

Posted at 3:30 PM on Sep 16, 2014 with 3,200 notes
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straightgirl2:

Think this mighta changed my life

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Posted at 5:45 PM on Sep 15, 2014 with 31,961 notes
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yamino:

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iwhipmyfrobackandforth:

Cat gets caught barking by a human and resumes meowing

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAH

wat

MY CAT BARKS WHEN HE’S REALLY ANGRY, I SWEAR 8|

I NEEDED THIS VIDEO TODAY

Perfect.

literally the best thing

I played this and our dog got really upset and started barking back at the video =P

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Posted at 3:30 PM on Sep 15, 2014 with 211,816 notes
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awwww-cute:

Riff & Raff. Brothers

Posted at 1:15 PM on Sep 15, 2014 with 857 notes
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Posted at 10:27 PM on Sep 14, 2014 with 3 notes
#snuddi speaks